| God: | OK, humanity, represent Me to the Creation, with care & love; Live and work with Me; Have fun! |
| Adam & Eve: | Okay, God. |
| Tempter: | You could be gods yourselves. |
| Adam & Eve: | Okay. |
| God: | What happened!? |
| Adam & Eve: | We wanted to be in control. |
| God: | Oh no! |
| God: | You are my people; represent Me to the nations. True prosperity and fun come from living and working with Me. |
| People: | We'll do that. |
| God: | Good. |
| People: | But we wanted to be like all the others. |
| God: | Oh no! |
| Prophets: | Do justice! Represent God properly, or He'll take you away. |
| People: | But we'll still worship God. |
| God: |
No! Inner attitude trumps religious observance. I've a plan to sort that. |
| Jesus: | Father God and I are one; Come to Me, all who suffer. |
| Healed people: | Okay! Thank you! |
| Jesus: | Father God sent Me to sort the world. Live and work with Me, not for yourselves. |
| Other people: | Insult! We don't wanna be sorted. We'll kill you. |
| Jesus: | Father, I complete what You sent me to do. |
| Father God: | Look! Now all can live and work with Me through Jesus. |
| God: | Hey!, My Spirit can dwell in you who turn to Jesus. |
| Some people: | We're being changed inside! We can live and work with God here and now! Joy! :-)) |
| Paul: | Jesus lives through us; We can truly represent God among the people, even if imperfectly. |
| Peter: | We can live and work with God every day; Jesus is worth suffering for! |
| Paul: | Jews and Gentiles will integrate. |
| John: | Jesus wins! In the New Earth we'll live and work with God all the time, representing Him to the rest of creation, in fun and joy. |
THE NEW BEGINNING ... |
Think this is better than other attempts?
| 'Religion Prof': | The Bible (TL;DR Version) (which I feel emphasises the negative r.t. positive) |
| Babylon Bee: | The TL;DR Edition of all 66 Books Of The Bible ) (which seems to me to disregard many books in the Bible) |
For a longer exploration of this version, see:
This page is offered to God as on-going work. Comments, queries welcome.
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Part of his www.abxn.org pages, that open up discussion and exploration from a Christian ('xn') perspective. Written on the Amiga with Protext.
Created: 26 December 2014. Last updated: 1 January 2015. 6 February 2017 tldr ofter. 15 April 2018 clearer separation between tldr and after. 20 April 2018 Got rid of most "Guys!"; Title to avoid tl;dr; added comparisons. 3 April 2024 canon; bgc.